#6 – My Favorite Summer Kid Quotes

Today is the last day of my summer vacation.  On Monday, I will be back to work teaching music every day, while my kids will be back to their lovely home daycare with their friends and their second family.  As a  tribute to this time with my kiddos, I thought I would share with all of you a few of my favorite kid quotes from this summer.  Things that really made me laugh.  My apologies if the language offends anyone.

Great Kid Quotes

1. Sweet Boy:  “If I have to go to the doctor’s office, can I go to the one near Dave and Busters?”
2. Girlie ( a huge Blue’s Clue’s fan): We just got an e-mail,  “We just an e-mail.  We just got an e-mail.  I wonder who it’s from.”  (Are you singing it too?)
3. Sweet Boy: (during my new workout video): “Mommy, I don’t have to shake it do I?”
4. Sweet Boy (I made meat sauce instead of sauce and meatballs): “Can you use some frosting to put the meat into meatballs?”
5. Girlie at lunch (What I heard): “He has boobies.  I have an ass hole.” (What she actually said): “He has blueberries.  I have an apple.”
6. Girlie: “Mommy, You went tinkles on the potty!  Good job! I’m so proud of you.”
7. And my favorite quote of the summer from Sweet Boy: “Mommy, we’re hooking things.  That means we’re hookers.”

And there you have it.   If you ever feel overwhelmed with the challenges of being an old mom, a young mom, a step-mom, a fur mom or any kind other kind of mom, remember the little moments.  The laughter, the hugs, watching them grow up into good people– there’s nothing like it.

 

Photo by Cristiano Betta